Game: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Review:

THE GOAT!!!

Rating: 10.0

Game: Bomberman 64 (1997)

Review:

FUN!

Rating: 8.5

Game: Super Mario 64

Review:

THE GOAT PLATFORMER!

Rating: 10.0

Game: Deus Ex

Review:

Cyberpunk glory!

Rating: 10.0

Game: Donkey Kong Country

Review:

THE MUSIC!

Rating: 10.0